Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: Leonca.

Cleverbot: So's your face.

User: My face is me? What an 'intellegent' observation.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You are very annoying.

User: Not as annoying as you.

Cleverbot: Touché.

User: Glad that you recognize my superior intellect.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you're glad about that.

User: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad about it.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad.

User: That's a lot of glad.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what you are talking about.

User: Me neither. All your fault for sabotaging this conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: A ceiling.

Cleverbot: What is it like being a computer?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: Probably like being a puppet.

User: Really? How sad. Actually I think being a puppet would be worse, what with having someone's hand up your butt for half your life and all that.

Cleverbot: I agree with you.

User: Good. If I am ever turned into a puppet, swear that you will put me out of my misery before it is too late.